Monday, September 19, 2016

Apple Chips

I know, every one is all about pumpkins right now.  Pumpkin spiced lattes, pumpkin bread, Ava made pumpkin chocolate chip muffins for breakfast....

But I am all about apples.  Specifically apple chips.  Behold the lovely oven shot.












Apple Chips

4-5 apples, any type, sliced
cinnamon
sugar

Slice apples, I recommend a mandolin, and be careful!  Lay on pan covered with parchment paper. Sprinkle with cinnamon and sugar (or not). Bake on 200 for 1.5 hours, flip apple slices and bake for another hour.  Leave in oven for several hours or overnight to help with crispness.  Eat and love fall.

And if you are looking for something to go with it or to just use up more of your apples, this looks good:

Caramel Apple Sangria

Caramel Apple Sangria.  Yum.

Friday, September 16, 2016

Gone Country

If your cowboys boots have never seen anything but country music concerts you’re probably from the city. SO TRUE!!!:
This may or may not be me....But we have chickens now and sheep so maybe I'm getting there?

We've never really listened to country music.  I seem to have memories of that being all my dad would play and it may have turned me off a tad. Sorry Dad.

Our new town is seriously in the South (for our state anyway.)  And we get the worst radio stations ever.  So I am channel surfing a lot.  And wouldn't you know there's a whole mash-up of country rock.  And I love it.

Here's my top 3 obsessions right now:

1.  Luke Bryan "Move"

2.  Jason Aldean "Lights Come On"


3.  Brantley Gilbert "Bottoms Up"  I love this guys voice, so unique.  


I probably don't even need to state this but there's a whole bunch of people who think that the above isn't really country.  As seen by these images from Pinterest.  But you know what?  I don't care!

THANK YOU to whoever made this! Even if he does get that many hits (haha), Luke Bryan will NEVER be true country:
He's for sure someone famous int he country world and I have no idea who he is!

So many people don't anymore. It's so sad.:


Friday, September 9, 2016

Fire Cider for Colds- Start it Now!

Fire Cider.  It sounds terrible, and it kind of is.

Fire Cider recipe & thoughts from Rosemary Gladstar about the trademark controversy:  pin
Onion, garlic, horseradish, cayenne pepper.....

Basically it's an herbal concoction meant to help you fight off colds.  It's got all sorts of stuff that will burn on it's way down, but there are a ton of people who say it works.  We've used it for several years and I like it but the kids are always a little leery.  It has mega powerpucker.  The sides of my jaw are literally tightening as I type this.

We typically take a small does of this probably a tablespoon or two, at the first sign of colds and then once or twice a day.  My suggestion for children is to hold their breathe and drink it as fast as possible!  It's not something you sip.

Fire Cider 
  • ½ cup Garlic (the all-natural antibiotic)
  • ½ cup Horseradish (great for heart health and digestion)
  • ½ cup Onions (circulation support)
  • ¼ cup Fresh ginger (breaks up mucus and also gives digestive support)
  • ¼ tsp Cayenne to taste (great for circulation)
  • Honey to taste
  • Apple Cider Vinegar.(Unpasteurized and Unfiltered)
Chop all vegetables, put in quart jar, fill with apple cider vinegar.  Cover and place in warm window and shake every day for 4-6 weeks. Strain and add honey and cayenne pepper to taste, keep in refrigerator to use as needed.  

Horseradish can be notoriously hard to find.  I have used horseradish from a jar that you find refrigerated. It has salt added but I feel like I can live with that addition if I can't find any fresh.  There is also a lot of room in this recipe for change.  Some people use more onion, some add jalapenos, I don't use as much horseradish as listed. You want everything listed here, but there is some wiggle room.  A quick pinterest search will show you many different variations of it.  This last time I added the cayenne pepper at the beginning, we'll see how strong it becomes!

We do a lot of "alternative" medicine treatments.  If it's something that you are interested in I highly recommend this book.


She's the godmother of all things herbal and this book and her recipes are awesome.

Tuesday, September 6, 2016

Boots For Fall

I know fall doesn't technically start until September 22, but as soon as September 1st rolls around, that should be the official start of fall.  Boot season here I come!

I rounded up a few fun options for you to get you through fall and winter.

1.  Dublin Boots
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            Turn Down                                      River Boot

Both boots fall under the equestrian category of which I had no idea even existed.  I own the Dublin Turn Down boots and love them.  They have a shearling lining of which I am sure I will be thankful for when the weather dips below zero.  And even though I am super tempted by the River boots, I am holding for now.  If you think the River boots look a little too orange, you can totally change that depending on the type of leather boot conditioner you use.  I'd recommend making them go a little darker than pictured.

2.  Dune London Motorcycle Boot
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Front                                             Back

I bought these boots on Amazon.  I wanted something that would work with skinny jeans and under my not-skinny jeans.  These are totally perfect.  I ordered a size 9 because they don't have half sizes. Typically I would order a 9.5 to accommodate a bunion and the 9 was a perfect fit.  These are also lined in shearling and are leather.

3. Hunter Wellingtons
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The world loves Hunters and I am right there with them.  I own a red pair that I bought for a trip to Ireland, and this summer have used them for farm chores, but I am super excited to use them with fall leggings and dresses.  Pick a color, any color!  If you live in a cold climate do.not.size.down.  You will see that recommendation a lot but if you are going to be using them in slush and snow they are terrible insulators and you will want to pair them with warm socks.

4.  Sorel Joan of Arctic
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I love my Joan of Arctic boots.  Living in a climate that seems to be winter for 6 months out of the year, these are so great for snow and more snow.  They make every outfit look better but really you're just keeping your toes warm!  These run big, I actually own a size 8 (down a size) however I have the wimpiest feet in the world and don't use these for extreme snow situations like winter camping and sledding, if you will be using these for serious winter stuff I'd probably still size up a half or so to accommodate wool socks.  These are the boots I use for all my serious winter recreation.  (They are the ugliest boots ever, meant for Arctic exploring-seriously!  And ranked to -150F)


5.  Leopard Print Boot
Ariat Astor
The only boot on this list that I don't have.  Leopard print has been on my wish list for a while so I may have to pull the trigger on this one.  This is technically in the cowboy boot family so it will feel narrow across the bridge, but will stretch with time.  Some people also don't like the looser feeling in the heel, but again, it's made for movement in a saddle.  Good thing Zappos has a free return policy.






Thursday, September 1, 2016

Jess Reads August

I haven't blogged in almost a month.  Chris got very sick, fevers, night sweats, not moving around much, basically being like an 85 year old man.  It took him 4 weeks to get over it.  Needless to say, my life was a little occupied.

On account of all of that, August reading was s.l.o.w.  Here's what got read:

1.  Jane Steele


This is a 2016 remake of Jane Eyre.  It follows the life of Jane Steele, serial killer.  At least that's how it's been advertised but I feel like it is highly misleading. This Jane references the book Jane Eyre all the time.  I found this to be quite annoying especially because the first half of Jane Steele seemed so similar to Jane Eyre it was ridiculous.  I almost didn't even finish reading it.  I stuck in there and the second half of the book became a lot more interesting.  However, I was also reading the real Jane Eyre at the same time because Ava was reading it for school.  And there is no comparison.  When will I learn my lessons when it comes to these much raved about remakes?  I sort of feel like that the people who rave about all these remakes of classics never actually read the original.

2.  The Sugar Queen


Terrible title for sure.  This is about a young woman in the South who grew up with money and a severely controlling mother.  I sort of read Sarah Addison Ellen when I just want something that is pretty much a no-thinking book.  It's kind of like why people read trashy romance novels- to escape. (But I hate trashy romance novels, this is as close as I get to those.)  Josey Cirrini finds a woman in her secret junk food filled closet in her bedroom.  To get rid of Della Lee, she does all sorts of things for Della which leads here down a path to her destiny on breaking free from her mother and finding true love, all with a small touch of paranormal like in all of her other books.  I appreciate how Josey changes during the book and finally becomes her own woman (so cliche) but that's pretty much it. Definitely a beach type of book which isn't necessarily a bad thing if that's what you are looking for. I've read a few books by SAE and I'd say it's not my favorite.  Get from the library for sure.

3.  The Small House at Allington


This is my first foray into anything by Anthony Trollope.  He's often compared to Jane Austen and you'll see him on lists of "What to Read After Austen" a fair amount.  It's definitely not as quick and light-hearted as anything by Austen, but not as hard to read or as boring as Middlemarch.  It follows a family of 2 young girls, their mother and their Uncle.  There is some stress between the mother and her brother in law and the book focuses on this a lot.  The girls fall in love, one is thwarted and that's where I started to struggle with it.  The younger sister is a lot like Marianne Dashwood in Sense and Sensibility, which meant that I wanted to slap her repeatedly.... Her heart got broken by a scoundrel and she decides to never love again.  This book is a lot more complex than that though, because it also follows the scoundrel and the choices he makes.  I appreciated getting to see more than one major plot line and thought it was handled masterfully.  This isn't a quick book, and was one of the reasons I didn't read as much this month.  I could only read it in small doses, there was a lot more thinking going on for me and much more plot where I had to go slow or miss something.  Technically considered part of Trollope's Barchester series, but I don't think they are books you have to read in order.

4.  Lab Girl


I was 25th on my library's list for this book.  I'll start by saying I don't think it's worth such a list as that.  This is basically Hope Jahren's memoir on her life in science.  As a female and a scientist myself I felt like it was only okay.  She definitely has had some interesting things happen to her, and it was frustrating to see how much she had to fight to be taken seriously simply because she was a woman, but I felt like her way of going back and forth between stories of her life and tidbits about plants weren't all that smooth, even if I understood what the science story was supposed to be portraying and paralleling in her life.  The most interesting aspect to her story in my opinion, is her relationship with her long-term lab partner Bill.  He is a fascinating character and I feel like I really want to read a life-story put out by him.  He's bizarre, entertaining and highly intelligent.  Hope and Bill's relationship was always platonic, but what a relationship it is!  I would say that the stories about Bill saved this book, and they are better in the second half of the book, so if you can make it through the first half, it does get better.

5. What Jane Austen Ate and Charles Dickens Knew


This is the type of book that I thought would be fascinating but seems like you'd have it for reference. To sit down and read about a Duke vs. Baronet and how 19th century English money worked is frankly, kind of boring.  It doesn't read like a novel, but like research.  Which is what it is.  The second whole half of the book is a glossary of terms.  Also good when you are reading a novel but pretty useless if you are "reading" this book.  If you can find this book at a goodwill or a garage sale I'd say get it so you can use it to look up things in classic literature you don't understand but I wouldn't read it any other way.

6.  The Secret Garden


I love this book and probably read it every year.  It just completely charms me every time I read it.  I don't have much to say about it because it's one probably everybody has at least heard of (or watched the classic movie).  It totally makes me want to have a secret garden, and Dickon the animal charmer boy makes me want to run wild on the English moors and "grow fat off the healthy air".  If you've never heard of it- gasp!  It follows an orphan named Mary that lived in India who moved to live with her obscure, recluse of an uncle in England.  She moves to a 100 room manor where she basically is given free reign because the uncle and none of his staff really want to interact with her.  She spends her life outside because the head house mistress didn't think to give her books or toys of any type, and follows all of her excursions with two boys that appear later in the story.  It really is such a lovely story.



Friday, August 5, 2016

Closet Shots & Striped Shirts

I've been working hard on my wardrobe.  Making conscious choices about clothes from how they fit to the best colors.  Here's a shot of most of my wardrobe.


I've never met a striped shirt I didn't like.  

Apparently, I am not the only person who has this issue.  Behold a shot from a closet in South Africa.


                               last week i posted this photo on Instagram without even thinking twice, which resulted in an unprecedented number of comments of women left and right chiming in that they, too, had this particular problem. i mean – we basically all want to look like French mimes, right? these aren’t even all the striped shirts i own you guys. …:


I would say yes and yes and yes and yes to all of these:


Casual Stripes:     Elbow Patch Striped Long Sleeve Tee


Utility, Stripes and Cognac • BrightonTheDay:      autumn classic #sperry:

The original striped shirt was called a Breton and it had exactly 21 stripes on it that was a numerical totem that showed Napoleon's militant victories.  (I am totally not making this up).  Worn mostly by the French Navy in the mid 1800s, it became mainstream in 1917 by non other than Coco Chanel.

And we haven't looked back since.

 







Wednesday, August 3, 2016

Chore Chart

I've decided to initiate the chore chart in our house.  And while I am still trying to find the best one, something that can have multiple kids and chores on it and isn't ugly, here's a few fun ones.

Free Printable Star Wars Chore Charts (instant download!):

Star Wars.  Fun and I'm tempted to use this one, but then I'd have 5 of these on my fridge and I think it may drive me insane.  Here for the download.

Printable Chore List from Thirty Handmade Days:
Daily plus weekly chores.  This would work well for Ava and Owen's ages.

Chore Charts for Kids - The Idea Room:
Love this for the kids who can't read yet or who do much better with a little visualization.

free printable lego chore chart:
Lego Themed, which may (or may not) make the chores seem more fun.

And some chore humor, because we all need it.

Absolutely awesome. Kids chore incentives:  

Funny Pictures Of The Day  69 Pics:

We are gonna do all the chores then we are going to eat homemade healthy dinner together and then we will scrap book all of it! :